I had a dream i was throwing a dinner party for a friend. She was talking about how she was having problems. She picks off a scab on her leg. Instead of blood clear light pink liquid pours out. A rush of napkins and shame coming from her part. its all over the kitchen now.

she has to go to the bathroom now.
“Remember when the doctor read 100 sticks of butter to you that one time?”

She farts for 10 mintues. I open all the windows and evacuate the rest of the party to the lawn. Blindly/bravely I go back into the house to spray room spray and the house explodes.

I’m awake. 
Everyone hugs and thanks me.